Every time I look away, he starts talking and I fall out of my chair again.
do you want to hear a joke
following the prime directive
#sisko laughs in its general direction #kirk has sex with an alien in front of it #picard kisses its hand and tucks it into bed every night and never does anything untoward to it #archer doesn’t even know what it is #janeway just…metaphorically shits all over it #star trek logic #oh bless #voyager what are you even doing sigh
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD YES YES YES ALL OF THIS